Thinking about Pie?
Isaac Newton in the orchard sitting in the shade
Contemplated weighty stuff while drinking apple-ade
The gravity of worldly matters pulling at his frown
Attractive as they first appeared, they really got him down
Did They Catch Foot and Mouth Disease?
The dentist and podiatrist
Will soon divorce, their love dismissed
What happened to their fairy tale?
They crushed it, fighting tooth and nail
It’s Further If You Go Via The Crow Bar
In Stockholm, Bo, the crow enquired,
How far’s it to the steeple, Bjork?”
He answered, “Four miles if you fly
Or seven as the people walk.”
Who Needs Variety in Their Diet?
Is there rhubarb in the next world?
I should really like to know.
If there’s not it’s not worth dying
For I love my rhubarb so.
Something To Veggie-tate On
The chilli thinks he’s pretty hot
The carrot, she’s a jewel
The bean will string you any line
But cucumbers are cool
Next Time I’ll Try Grease
My mouse squeaks, it’s a beastly din
That ought to be unlawful
I tried some oil – it shut him up
But made the chips taste awful