If It’s a Cold. Why Does My Temperature Rise?
In wintertime I caught a cold
And happy I was not
It’s funny, though, in summertime
I never catch a hot
They Had a Swinging Time
Trapeze troupe artists Kate and Lyle
Performed their act, “The Helicopter”
Though dating sweetly for a while —
When she began to nag, he dropped ’er
There’s Method In My Madness
I’m shorter now than yesterday
And lighter too, I think
Depressed ’cos I was overweight
I went to see a shrink
It’s Only Hide Deep
Humbug the hippo skipped down to the pool
Desiring a dippo his tootsies to cool
When spying a lady he started to drool
They never told him about such things in school
It’s Not The Hole Story
Doug the half a doughnut
Said, “I do not like cocónut
But I sing when icing’s spread upon my bonnet
And this front half of a doughnut
He Showed a Lot of Bottle
Graham Grape was being tortured
Pressed for answers by the swine
Though squeezed to death he told them nothing
He just let out a little whine