Big Maroon Wheelchairinghood
Big Maroon Wheelchairinghood
Has eyesight that is far from good
It was, the reader may recall
Quite awful, too, when she was small
Silence is Gull-den
Tassie Tern caused consternation
With her lack of conversation
She wed a mute, to which her brother
Said, “One dumb tern deserves another”
He’s Outraged
The cricket batted through the day
From ten o’clock ’til half past four
But with his ton two runs away
The spider trapped him leg before
Now He Hasn’t Got a Gnome To Go To
Ed Elf is unconventional
A dreadlocked vegetarian
He started smoking dope
When he became a Rastafairyan
He, Too, Wishes He Was a Glow-worm
Chris the crustacean
Is filled with frustration
He thinks that his lot is quite shabby
With eyes on a stalk
There’s No (Scientific) Accounting for Taste
Einstein and Chief Sitting Bull
(Whose middle name was ‘Talking’)
Were chatting about physics
(As they did when they went walking)