Was He a Squatter?
The demon-possessed man went down to the gym
And returned home set free and surprised
A spirited workout was all that it took
For the demon to be exercised
Indians Like Hot Food
Tiger, tiger, burning bright
Who the heck set you alight?
Fi-ery from tail to snout
Will someone put that darned cat out?
Single-handed?
The palm tree isn’t married
And he doesn’t want a mate
He’s never short of company
He’s always got a date
Snakes Alive! Or … Not
The asp, escaping from its cage
Attacked an elk while on the loose
Surprisingly, the snake expired
Because the elk was venomoose
There’s Nothing Like Self-effacement
I tried to write a poem, trite,
But thoughts profound plagued me all night
As wit and wisdom made me stumble
I wrote, instead, one meek and humble
Hounded Into Submission
The high and lofty eagle
Looks majestic and so regal
But I’m told it is illegal
If you feed one with a beagle