This Is Senseless
A pugilistic hermit crab
By name: Napoleontius
Was knocked clean out his shell one day
No, no, not dead — unconchous
It’s Not Rain, Dear, It’s Mist
(To the tune of the original)
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Visited his therapist
Three times a week he saw him
Three Irish Lumberjacks?
They’ll plane your planes and sand your beech
Your cherry tree they’ll make a peach
They’ll spruce your spruce till it looks fine
And make your stinkwood smell like pine
Sadly, Not Too Unpredictable
The fortune-teller and his girl
Decided to elope
His three small brats they left behind
How will the horrors cope?
They Were Talking Bull
The cows went to a moooovie
But they found it quite bemoooosing
The Teenage Mooootant Ninja Turtles –
Not at all amoooosing
Mother Nature Knows Best
Fleming, the lemming, was roundly condemning
The practice preventing his species from thriving
He called for the banning of family planning
And annual bouts of community diving