The envelope, who’d served his seven years in Zenda jail,
When leaving, stamped Frank on the chest and caused his heart to fail
The judge addressed the culprit, “Sir, you are no first offender
I sentence you to fifteen more. Be gone! Return to Zenda!”
The movie director — a terrible grouch —
Said, “I’ll give you the part on the casting couch.”
The actress thought he — what a silly mistake! —
Meant fishing for trout on a seat by the lake
The baby bees hived off to find another home to buzz in
In single file they flew, there must have been about three duzzin
“We must learn to fly together,” called out Lightyear, hale and hearty,
“So tomorrow we will gather for our first How Swarming party!”
Your newt’s ugly
My newt’s cute
Your newt’s huge
My newt’s minute
The tiger thought, “I’d like a snack:
Some biccies and a cuppa
And then I’ll sikh a bigger meal
And I’ll Singh for my supper
Cleaver the beaver’s an underachiever
While others work hard, he was born parasitic
His cutting indictment of logging’s excitement
He says, is a part of his job as a critic