He Performed His Duties Doggedly
Daniel Nutz resigned his post
With that old job he got too bored
He took employment washing cats
And changed his name to Claude
Behind Every Successful Myth Is A Woman
Mrs Claus, fed up one day
Complained, “I’ve had enough!
You’re jolly in the grotto, but
With me you’re always gruff
Greensleeves and GreenFingers
Sparrow Hood is not as famous
As his elder brother
Nor as colourful a character,
So says his mother
Their Chances of Recovery Are Slim
Rex and Ann are ultra-thin
They diet to get sexier
They’re skin ’n’ bone, and when they phone
They say, “It’s Ann ’n’ Rex ’ere!”
A Sad Tale
The button went to see a shrink
Who asked him why he was so stressed
He answered, “When I’m set to on
I always feel so darned depressed
And I’m Abcessive Compulsive
On my chin there is a dimple
And inside it lurks a pimple
Big and ugly, nestling snugly deep within
Of a girlfriend I am dreaming –