A No-Win Situation?
The Thai tie tying race is on
Four tying Thais for honours vie
The title’s never yet been won
… It’s always been a tie
The Cannibals are Cooking (Part II)
The cannibals are cooking
(Again) – cordon bleu surprise
The missionaries from Lourdes
Make fine frogs’ legs and great french fries
Bratwurst the Dachshund
I bought myself a dachshund, which
I thought was rather clever
No, not the dog, the choice I made,
The dog’s the dumbest ever
The Ladder Was in a Shed
’Arry the adder, on top of the ladder
’Ad ’ad a surprise and been jolted
He got such a fright that he closed his eyes tight
And, without looking where, ’Arry bolted
No-one Sucks Seeds on Their Own
A parrot living by itself
You might say lives in solitude
But if it flocked with other birds
Would you class that as pollytude?
She’s Probably Shell-shocked
Two hundred eggs
Laid by one turtle?
I think she can
Be classed as furtle!