Gambling the Knight Away
Sir Galla had a dreadful night
Around the round card table
He owed Sir Lance a lot of gold –
To pay he was unable
Like a Weasel in a Nursery Rhyme
Piggy the pigeon takes eons to eat
It seems that that birdie is never replete
He gobbles up more than a turkey can munch
And needs at least seven full courses for lunch
She Asked For an In-crease
Lee crumples clothing for a living
But two weeks’ notice she is giving
She’ll spend a few months convalescing
Because her job was so de-pressing
Life on the Farce Side of the Meadow
The screech fowl is a quiet sheep
That swims from dune to dune
Though terrified of turnip-bites
To egg-sting it’s immune
He’s Quite Partial to Carrot Cake Too
Ron, my rabbit, loves ice-cream
His favourite flavour is vanilla
He messes so — it’s such a scream
That’s why I call him my chin-chiller
The Outlook Is Grimm
The royal carpenter appears
Before the court today at nine
He’ll prove the throne room floor adheres
To palace standards of design