There Are None So Blind
I think I’ll beat my child tonight
I must find some excuse
It makes me feel so powerful
When meting out abuse
And it’s Free!
Wow! super hairdo, stunning smile
Those eyes can make men quaver
You’re what we call in Lancashire
A smashing little raver
An Elephant Never … Whatsits
Mumbo the jumbo’s a bit of a dumbo
Though elephants shouldn’t, he’s apt to forget
Why, two weeks last Thursday he missed his wife’s birthday –
She hasn’t forgiven him yet!
And People Flocked to Watch
The sheepdog trials of northern Wales
Were held in Aberspiltie
The dogs have all been rounded up
The judge’s verdict: “Guilty!”
Obesity and Bulimia are Poles Apart
Old King Coal was a scrawny old pol-
ar type bear with black hair and bright eyes
The blame for his wasting away can be placed
On his fatuous flair for disguise
He Needs Dis-tressing
Poor Key the pig has locks of hair
That flourish in his larynx
He lost his voice six weeks ago
For reasons now apparynx