Mumbai Jumbai
A testy teenage elephant
By name of Jezebelephant
Who wanted to rebelephant
Stopped washing – was a smellyphant
Food for Thought
The sweet potato pondered his philosophy of life
The problems of existence and of evil caused him strife
Around and round his mind the questions churned ad nauseam
Until the day he read Descartes: “I think therefore I yam”
First He Puts on His Thinking Cap
My leg wrote letters by the score
To penfriends male and female
But since he bought a laptop
He now sends them all a knee-mail
At Least She Found His End Entertaining
The bore stood on the burning deck
Pontificating proudly
His wife sat in the lifeboat and
She called out to him, loudly
There’s No Air Strip…
The coolest men’s club in the world
Is “Longitudeless Hades”
They’re famous for their beautiful
And acrobatic ladies