Were They Quakers?
The planet’s top seismologists
Were gathered in L.A.
The upper crust geologists
Had come to have their say
Ex-stink-tion
“What happened to the unicorn?”
My daughter asked with face forlorn
And then began to sob and mourn
(She’s been like this since she was born)
He Got a Fur Deal
Cudd the bear (whose middle name was Lee)
Lay dozing in her lair
While musing ’bout her cousin
Fuzzy Wuzzy with no hair
Catch 22?
I was sitting in my flat this afternoon – OK lying on the bed having a catnap – when I saw something move outside on the balcony. And as I live on the third floor, I thought to myself, “Self, that’s very odd! It must be a cat-burglar, come to steal my cat.”
Do They Have Retirement Holmes?
He used to be their best detective
At spotting clues, their most effective
But now his reputation’s blighted
Inspector Culls is too short-sighted