Now he Uses a Cellphone
Morty Fied groped Billie Uss
And Billie Uss slapped Morty Fide
So Morty Fide felt bilious
And Billie Uss felt mortified
Where There’s Smoke There’s Higher
Lagga the quagga is stoned out on dagga
Extinction? Such rumours he thinks are a farce –
It wasn’t the hunting put paid to his grunting
But chewing the wrong kind of grass
He’s Hoping For a Lean Time
Fudgy the budgie is no longer pudgy
His owner has bought an adorable cat
If you looked like lunch, I’ve a Notre Dame hunch
You’d be trying to lose all your fat!
He Said it Was a Tax-free Deducktion
Pharaoh the goose was a silver-tongued fowl
Who seemed to investors as wise as an owl
He offered the earth and he promised a dream
But Pharaoh the goose ran a pyramid scheme
He Wanted a Meaty Role
The leg of pork auditioned
For “Good Morning Vietnam”
But he didn’t get the part
Cos he was really just a ham
He Gets Their Seal of Approval
Paul Russ the walrus is Oh! so chivallrous
The girls love his long Arctic nights
He’s courteous and brave
But the thing they most cr